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Redrafting the Monstars with Today’s NBA Players
- Updated: November 30, 2016
Michael Jordan and the Looney Tunes would still be stuck on Moron Mountain if the Nerdlucks from Space Jam hired some NBA scouts.
Too small to win on their own merits, the amusement park’s minions morphed into the Monstars after stealing the talent of five professional hoopers. Due to their lack of basketball knowledge, suboptimal selections cost them the game and the rights to enslave Bugs Bunny’s troupe and His Airness.
They could have robbed anyone of their skills, but they chose Charles Barkley, Larry Johnson, Patrick Ewing, Muggsy Bogues and Shawn Bradley. …
